yeah, that's the kinda voice-overs i did today alrite ;)
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oh yeah, i've got a NEW FORUM!~ be the first to tag!~ ;)
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i known i'm as clumsy as a pig at times but i'm proud of it k =P talk about the grace i learnt from dance. hmmm wait, what grace? LOL ;)
talking about dance, i can't wait for POST-PROMOS period!~ DANCE DANCE DANCE!~ YAY!~ ;)
PS: for the past few weeks without dance, i piled up 2 kg ok!~ I'M BECOMING A CHUB!~ AAAHHH!!!~~~ =/
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My short messages for ya all before i retreat to MUG mode-
Charlene: beta know how to do differentiation and integration if not XXBN ah. and make sure you approach the right person for help ;) Bang: YOU SHOULD HAVE GRABBED THE MIKE FROM THE CHINESE TEACHER TODAY!~ ;) Mei: UniRAL. and i din know gals can use it too ;) Gary: Heartless PIG!~ Brynner: Slut!~ ;) Reqx: *slap* *aaawww* ;) Corinne: it's HONG (SPACE) HENG!~ Darren: it's hong heng, NOT heng hong, you bi*ch!~ Angelyn: it's not king kong!~ not funny lor =/
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time to seriously MUG and i'm not kidding this time round ;)
insanity: please don't pity me. i need not put up any tough front. all i was doing all these while was just being myself ;) thanks but yeah, since people love to give me attention, let them put me in the limelight then ;) and lemme repeat, i need no sympathy =)
and you people are just trying to hard. even an idiot will realise that i'm a huge pig by now. how can i be up at 4.13am in the morning tagging about a fetish on my tagboard?! and what's with the nipple fertish?! LOL =) erm... just to clarify, i don't have any fetish for nipples ;)
and if ya all wanna try to get more famous on my blog, just leave your full particulars here ;) and don't forget, for every action, there's always a consequence and YOU'll have to bear it ;)
reqx: you're always such a dear. thanks for everything and i really appreciate every single part it, even though you made me a croissant murderer ;)
oh yeah and when REQX says he's got your IP addresses recorded down, he sure did ;) PS: did i tell you he's an expert in the PC area too? ;) and please heed my advice, you won't like to pit yourself against REQX even if you had the whole jurong area backing you up coz you'll be surprised. i don't want any people to get any pre-mature heart attack. and i'm not kidding =)
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hmm there was the guy in school sitting alone in front of our table yesterday and when he was gone, all was left was this ring.
poor boy. must have experienced something bad...
and nope, it's not me experiencing the breakup =)
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and guess who i found on the SAV Official Opening book?!
JI LING!~ and Charlotte and Heon of coz ;)
and that was lunch yesterday coz it was VEGGIE DAY again!~ ;)
Mei was being pidophilic looking at little boys from the SAV opening book and Bang kinda had a bad hair day =)
MY TAGBOARD RECENTLY CAUSED ANOTHER WHIRL OF DEBATE JUST WITHIN ONE NIGHT!~
GEAR YOURSELF UP FOR THIS POST!~ ;)
21 Sep 06, 22:47 jinyan: hi. i think you're really cute and handsome. i really admire your courage. =)
21 Sep 06, 23:08 jinyan: hey, who are all these disrespectful people? please respect his privacy. ignore them, okay? smiles. =)
21 Sep 06, 23:28 jinyan: hey, show the man some respect please. to red: please don't worry about them, okay? =)
RED SAYS: awww.. jinyan, that's really sweet of you =) i'm not confident about the handsome part but thanks for the compliments =) my administrator delete d the spam posts but i've heard of it already la. it's ok. i usually ignore coz people like them don't deserve my attention =) thanks for the encouragement too!~ all the best for your prelims and A Levels too!~ =) rock on ;)
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21 Sep 06, 22:49 cutieTingZ: nice pics. even better without you in it.
21 Sep 06, 22:50
cutieTingZ: =)
RED SAYS: haha. okay... you don't needa repeat what others say ya know. and my reply is the same too. nice name, EVEN BETTER WITHOUT YOUR PRESENCE IN HERE (MY TAGBOARD) ;)
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21 Sep 06, 23:09
priscilla: wah u damn sexy leh!!! i bet u feel song when u rub ur nipples
RED SAYS: erm.. yeah. thanks =) hmm well, why would i rub my nipples for no reason?! LOL ;)
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21 Sep 06, 23:12 mong: i was here. today is my bday. i dunno u. i saw u b4. u blog like a ger. cam whore.
RED SAYS: omg!~ you're like super ultra RANDOM!~ well, obviously i dono who you are so i've never seen you before. hmm and how does "gers" blog? you mean there's a difference? i thought i just blog like Red. he has his style, and ya know what? i happen to be him ;) yeah, i'm proud to be a cam whore =)
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21 Sep 06, 23:45 reqx: spammers, this is my last warning.
RED SAYS: i knew i could always count on you!~ ;)
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22 Sep 06, 17:33 s0ng: hmm u go tanning at a rather weird time... =/ i luv getting tanlines tho, i tink they look sexy lo =p
RED SAYS: hmm just coz promos coming doesn't mean cannot go k =P well, i think tan lines, like mine- the swimtrunks type, look sexy. if tan lines fall on the other parts of the body, you'll just look like a construction worker, especially if your tanlines are on your arms. LOL ;)
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the TRY TO ACT SEXY AND BITCHY issue:
what do you mean TRY?!~ you can't blame me to be naturally like that. oh well, jealousy can sometimes make people do things that are so dumb, like in this case, spamming on someone's tagboard. and what has my studies gotta do with you? *rolls eyes*
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the DICK issue:
hmm well. it's not my fault that i don't have a big bulge but just judging from these pics, you're equating me with a small one? you've seen it? =O *gasp* well, hmm if you haven't, STOP CLAIMING FALSE ASSUMPTIONS AND MAKING SWEEPING STATEMENTS. YOU FAILED YOUR GP? =) i bet you were wearing demagnifying glasses ;) wait till you see IT alrite!~ *winks to my eeyore* ;)
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seriously, thanks to all these spammers, i've squeezed myself into the Top 20 Tblogs AGAIN!~ ;)
I KNOW I HAVE A HUGE EGO =)
BUT WITH ALL THESE ATTENTION PEOPLE ARE GIVING ME, MY EGO JUST UNCONTROLLABLY GETS BIGGER. well, you increased my ego size and you expect me to reduce it? *rolls eyes* I CAN'T HELP IT YOU KNOW =)
i remembered i once attended this public speech workshop thingy and the speaker, after hearing me said i had an ego larger than life!~ LOL. how true ;)
people love attention. who doesn't? stop delluding yourself. you do love attention too, don't you? and well, with the positive or negative attention i'm getting, you can't deny the inevitable fact that i'm in the LIMELIGHT, and that's all because of YOU PEOPLE!~ so i guess all of you played an important part in making me become famous and so i do owe you guys a big THANK YOU!~ ;)
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and i guess this is the best way to end off the post...
the more people hate me to do something that i like,
the more enjoyment i get out of it by doing it =)
go ahead, GIVE ME MORE ATTENTION LOR =)
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PS: HEED MY ADVICE- YOU WON'T LIKE TO MESS WITH REQX. AND I REALLY MEAN THAT. AND WHEN HE SAYS IT'S HIS LAST WARNING, YOU BETA OPT FOR THE CHOICE BEST FOR YOU. NOTHING MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID ;)
well, it was back to the beach yesterday!~ FINALLY!~ MUAHAHA...
and look what i've got for lunch!~
CHICKEN CROISSANT from Delifrance!~ YAY!~ =D
well, Siloso was quite packed so Happy Kid and i deceided to head to the usual alternative, Tanjong, for our tan =)
just another peaceful day @ the beach.
i really hate it that they're promoting so much of Sentosa and Vivocity. By this year end, it'll no longer be the usual peaceful hideout anymore  ;=(
anyway, back to the usual cam whoring... ;)
check out my new trunks!~ another great piece from BODS!~ =D
SOAK UP THE SUNSHINE!~
oh yeah, but today Ms Chong told me that i'm getting premature wrinkles!~ AHHHH!~~~
hmm oh well, there's something called botox nowadays, so i'll just continue SOAKING UP THE SUN!~ =)
*ok, lemme clarify this... yes, i'll melt in the sun whenever i'm with clothes coz firstly, they'll gimme UGLY TANLINES, and i really mean UGLY! the next reason's coz it's too hot to be in the sun with clothes =)
oh well, it's time not to neglect this space over here, since i'm not very productive on mugging... hmm wait... i haven't even started to begin with. OH NO!~ just another 9 more days to promos =/ *HELP*
no, let's rephrase that, just another 9 + 12 = 21 days to AFTER PROMOS!~ YAY!~ ;)
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oh yeah, we had funny things flying and lying around the school in weird places and you can't agree more... ;)
get what i mean? ;)
why is there a DIAPER in the sink at the caf?! *wonders*
oh yeah, that broom stick almost flew onto our top boy k!~ LOL ;)
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oh yeah. i sort of changed my hairstyle!~ not more flat fringe!~
VOLUME!~ =P
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well, life in school's kinda the same... =) seriously, i can never live without the three of them la!~ =D hmm Mei kinda got blocked in the pic =X
and i'm kinda looking forward to dance again coz it's like so -_- now!~ BUT i'm still enjoy leaving early after lessons coz there's no dance. hmm so contradicting!~ =/ gees, i needa make up my mind here!~ =/
Yi Mei: "i can't do it!~ i can only do it when it's standing!~"
Me & Bang: huh? oh, ok... -_- LOL ;)
oh yeah, "it" = petting batting
internal PE joke for the class ;)
now, what were you thinking of, you horny people ;)
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i'm getting so slutty nowadays that i just call everyone i can think of a bi*tch. seriously, i've gotta bi*ch around lesser man.. oh yeah. it reminds me that promos are in 2 weeks time... darn... =/
Study, Red, STUDY!~ =/
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ok, finally, for my long awaited confession...
i'm gonna tell you a secret...
CONFESSIONS... in a bedroom.
ok, the bedroom part sounds wrong... =/
oh yeah, what was i going to say again? oh yeah, SECRET!~
ok, here goes...
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i'm gonna blog lesser from today onwards... yeah that's all ;P
it's time to mug!~ but don't worry, i'll still come here as and when i'm available =)
it's better seeing lesser of me for just 4 weeks rather than a whole year, when i spend my time repeating JC 1 rite? *touchwood* sorry, my dearest most faithful readers!~ you can catch MUCH MORE of your superstar after 6 October, i promise =)
yeah. i volunteered to go to Chinatown market to get my fave pig's stomach!~ and piggy here of coz got lots and lots of breakfast for my family!~ YAY!~=D
suddenly felt so fa/motherly. LOL. so house-husband-y. HAHA. hey Bang, i can be a papa k!~ ;P
oh yeah. someone told me the other day that I'M A HOT DAD if i'm ever one k!~ HA!~ TAKE THAT ;) *so proud of myself* *pads myself on the back* ;D
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before hair-cut today!~
and after hair-cut @ RAVE!~ =D it's nice okay =)
i'm just so bright today... i wonder why... ***wonders*** ;D
this puppy is SO ADORABLE!~ feel like bringing it home every time i see it around near school!~
reminds me of the bitch i used to have at home though. really, i used to have this huge bitch at home, literally, yes, female dog. not a human one =) it was Mummy's birthday present. i used to be very afraid of it when i was an adolescent due to the difference in size but as i grew, of coz i wasn't sacred of it any more. i used to play with it and cuddle it every time when i come back to ah-ma's home when i was still in primary school. i still remembered whenever my grandpops let it go coz of whatever reasons, it would amazingly find its way back home right up to our door step on the thirteenth floor. however, on one stormy day, grandpops decided to let it go coz it was making too much noise during that particular period of time due to god-knows-what reasons. BUT since then, i've never seen her again. we tried looking for her but everything was in vain. it never returned...
Ah girl, wherever you are now, be it dead or alive, i just wanna let you know that, i really do miss you so much after all these years. you are still in present deep down in my heart...
everything started off when s few of us j1 dancers headed to school to fetch the j2s for their BIG SURPRISE...
sian-ing...
and finally, it was time to fetch the j2s...
with them BILNDFOLDED!~ ;)
and then when we reached the MYSTERY PLACE - Amanda's place, they received their first surprise...
well, i guess i'm the kindest junior around coz i didn't get Ying Li wet!~ haha ;) how good of me, eh? ;) well, but Corinne and Moosey sure got their surprise!~ ;)
and after food time, we had our next game. double-wako (is that how you spell it? LOL.) time!~ ;) and of coz, Corinne and Moosey had to do their forfeits for being the biggest losers!~ LOL. the seniors are really fast for the cam alrite ;)
no prize for guessing what the piggy was doin'!~ ;)
and there's the rest of the ex-co doing up the presentation for our lovely seniors =)
and then it was time for the next game which turned kinda... EROTIC ;)
omg!~ Musa looks so embarrassed after looking his *hmmm* virgin kiss?! LOL ;)
and there's the next mystery gift for our seniors!~ they ROCK!~ ;)
thereafter, it was time for the seniors to go around searching for their individual mystery presents!~ ;) awww... look how happy they are!~ ;)
well, meanwhile, let's make the camera useful ;)
LOOK HOW HAPPY THE SENIORS ARE WITH THEIR GIFTS!~ =)
SENIORS, WE LOVE YOU TOO!~ ;)
this marked a beautiful ending to the journey of the seniors in SAJC Dance... but of coz we look forward to see their return to the SAJC Dance Alumni!~ =D
study hard and take care of yourselves, j1 and j2 dancers!~ Let's begin mugging!~ =D
and before i end this post, i have to show you the vainpots we have in dance...
Cin and her BIG mirror!~ LOL ;) *shakes head* tsk tsk... ;)
and i must say that the pinkish jelly thing is nice what. give them some credit for making it!~ ;D
CAM WHORE. everyone's a model, i'm a star on my own blog ;)
this top must have been specially made for me!~
people said, "you got it from the Hong Heng shop rite?"
yeah, i did ;)
thanks to dance, i'm so CLEAN before and after every performances ;)
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wanna know more on what happened yesterday @ the SAJC Dance J2s Farewell party 2006? Keep tuning in to The RED Collection for more!~ Pics are already available on the left scroll bar!~ ;)