COLOURING IS LOVE!


YELLOW JELLO!!! XD

MOGU MY MONSTER!

ATE UP EVERYONE IN THE POOL!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA! XD

SAKAE


I DIDN'T BRING OUT MY CAM AGAIN YOU SEE... HEH! ;D

MUM MUM MORE MORE NEXT WEEK!
CAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO FINISH TODAY'S PICS ;D
BOOKING IN FOR ANOTHER WEEK OF SLACKING... SIGH!!! =/
PIG PIG PIGGINGS ON BED AGAIN, I THINK! SO YOU CAN CALL AND BITCH WITH RED! =)
MANY OFF DAYS COMING UP! LIFE WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER! WHEE!!! X)

MORE RANTS NEXT WEEK!

AND MAYBE I NEED A HAIRCUT...
MAYBE.

MAYBE WHEN IT'S LOVE
IF IT'S NOT ROUGH IT ISN'T FUN
FUN

GOODBYES TO SHOUTING LIKE SOME RETARDED BITCH!
ALL THANKS TO IT I LOST MOST OF MY VOICE. RAWR!!! =/

GIMME A FULFILLING & GOOD WEEKEND PLEASE!
CAUSE I'M DEPRIVED OF LIFE ITSELF.
AND MANY OTHER THINGS, LIKE A GOOD HOT SEX ROMP ON A WEEKDAY!
74 MORE DAYS TO ORD ORD ORD!!!

FUCK THE MAN WHO GAVE RED BOY LIFE.
THANKS FOR LIVING OUTTA OF MY LIFE FOR SO LONG & I HOPE I'LL NEVER EVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
AND THANKS TO MUMMY & THE REST OF THE FAMILY WHO BROUGHT ME UP.

YOUR REDDIE IS HERE TO BRING YOU BACK UP WHERE YOU FELL FROM
AND BOOST YOU ON SO YOU CAN SOAR HIGHER THAN BEFORE & EVER.
CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU =)

COCKADOODLES!

DROPPING THE BANGS FOR THIS MAY NOT BE A BAD IDEA AFTER ALL ;)
AND IT'S A BLAST! ;)
CAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE OUTTA MY CRAZY BTICH MIND XDDD

TA WORLD.
CAUSE I NEED A REAL GOOD SLEEP WITH EEYORE!

333 BA KUT TEH!


TOTAL LOVE FOR THEIR BA KUT TEH! ;D
AND I HATE GAPS IN MY BANGS =/
AND THESE ARE MY FIRST FEW PICS FROM BELOVED PRADA II! ;)

COLOURING

AT LONG LAST... SOAKING SOME SUN FOR DEPRIVED RED BOY!!! XD
MOGU'S A HAPPY DOMO WITH A NICE TAN TAN! X)

CHILLINGS



WITH RED
FEATURING 2 EMO PEEPS BY THE RIVER ;)

AND THIS IS NOT A PAIR OF CHEMISTRY GOOGLES!

IT'S REDDIE'S GAGA VISON! X)

4 MORE DAYS OF BONE-BREAKING ACTIVITIES & SHOUTING LIKE DUMBFUCK CHUN-LIS IN CAMP! OH GOD!!! X(
AND SEPTEMBER SHOULD COME FAST COS AUGUST IS REALLY BORING AND I'M RUNNING OUTTA MOOLAH! =)

LONG WET SMOOCHES...!!! X)
AND LOVE RED FOR MY SHINY TAN.

TELL ME I'M BLUFFIN' WITH MY MUFFIN

LIFE
NEEDS MORE EXCITEMENT TO THIS!
RIGHT NOW.

GAGA FOR LIFE

I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK

LADY GAGA 'LIVE' IN SINGAPORE
THE FAME BALL TOUR
FORT CANNING PARK
12 AUGUST 2009 (ALBUM)


SUPPORTING ACT: DJ INQUISITIVE & THE BEATBOX GUY FROM BUTTER...

YEAH, WE WERE THAT IN FRONT DESPITE NO EARLY BIRD TIX! =)
AND I DID NOT GO THERE THAT EARLY TO QUEUE SOME MORE! ;D


THE WAIT WAS FUCKING HORRIBLE OKAYYY!!!

AND OF COURSE, COMING UP FASHIONABLY LATE @ 9.15PM

SET 1
PAPARAZZI
LOVEGAME
BEAUTIFUL, DIRTY, RICH



"HI MY LITTLE MONSTERS... I LOVE SINGAPORE!"
AND THERE I WENT, "YEAH RIGHT, YOU'RE JUST SAYING IT COS YOU'RE HERE"
"I'M NOT SAYING IT COS I'M HERE..."
AND WE WERE LIKE *GASP*
"COS YOU GUYS MAKE MOTHERFUCKING GOOD CHILLI CRABS!!!"

SET 2
THE FAME
MONEY HONEY
BOYS BOYS BOYS



"JUMP, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

SET 3
JUST DANCE
EH, EH (NOTHING ELSE I CAN SAY)



"WHEN YOU'RE AT THE TOP, PEOPLE WANTS TO BRING YOU DOWN. THERE'RE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ME DIE IN A CAR CRASH, BUT I AM PLAYING TO MY LARGEST CROWD OF 10, 000 PEOPLE IN SINGAPORE!"

SET 4
BROWN EYES
POKER FACE!!!

"YOU GUYS KNOW THE WORDS. YOU DON'T NEED ME... I'M JUST A BLONDE BITCH IN A BUNCH OF BUBBLES!"

"LET'S HAVE A SING SING SING-A-LONG, SINGAPORE!
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SAY THAT TO YOU THE WHOLE AFTERNOON!"

"FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! AND IF ANYONE SAYS YOU'RE WRONG, TELL THEM LADY GAGA SAID FUCK OFF!!!"

PO PO PO POKER FACE
PO PO POKER FACE!!!

10 SONGS, THAT'S $9.80 FOR EACH SONG!
WELL, ONLY ONE ALBUM TO HER NAME, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT...
STILL, THE SHOW WAS STILL A FEAST TO YOUR SENSES! XD

OH, DON'T YOU JUST LOVEEE MY QUEEN!!! X)

LADY GAGA FOR F1 ROCKS SINGAPORE!

ARMY HALF MARATHON
16 AUG 2009 (ALBUM)



DUMB FUCK MARATHONS... *ROLL EYES*

THE NAG KING!

FUCK FUCK FUCK.
ONLY KNOW HOW TO FUCK PEOPLE...
*SHAKES HEAD*
TSK TSK!

NOW THAT NDP'S OVER, ROUTINE'S FINALLY BACK TO NORMAL.
BOOK OUT ON FRIDAYS & BOOK IN ON SUNDAYS...
WELL, I MISS BOOKING IN ON MONDAY NIGHTS! =(
86 MORE DAYS TO ORD! WHEEE!!! XD

I'M LOVIN' SAUSAGE MCGRIDDLES & DOUBLE FILLET-O-FISH!!! XD

BBQ IN CAMPIE!!!





OOO LA LA!!!
MORE DUMB PICS HERE! ;)

SO MUCH FOR MY OFFS FOR THIS WEEK! MONDAY & TUESDAY HAVE BEEN USED FOR RECUPERATING FROM A BAD BAD FEVER! WEDNESDAY, MORE REST BEFORE GAGA! AND TODAY, MORE REST AFTER A TIRING GAGA GIG!
NO SUN, NO BEACH, NO COLOURING, NO FUN FOR RED BOY THIS LONG BREAK! ALL THANKS TO THE FEVER! GREAT! ='(
WELL, AT LEAST I HAD A GOOD REST & HAD MORE TIME WITH MA BOND AT HOME! ;)

GAGA-FIED!


I TOTALLY LOVE THIS MAD BLONDE BITCH! =)
WILL BE BACK WITH MORE PICS DURING THE WEEKEND! ;)
AND YEAH, I WAS THAT IN FRONT, DESPITE NO EARLY BIRD TIX! XD

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN
I'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME

NDP 2009: COME TOGETHER

THE =(


THE SANG NILA UTAMA PUPPET?! GHASTLY!
AND HE SO DID NOT SEE COURTESY LION WHEN HE LANDED ON TEMASEK!
TSK. TRY HARDER!

THE CHOIR KIDS USED TO HAVE A WHOLE GRANDSTAND OF THEIR OWN!
NOW, THEY SETTLE FOR THE FLOOR AT A SIDE OF THE STAGE?! NO GO!

THE APPEARANCE OF THE PERFORMERS ON THE BIG SCREEN LOOKED LIKE SOME SCENE FROM A HORROR FILM!
THEY MUST HAVE SCARED ALL THE KIDDIES! BAD BAD!!!

THESE "PUPPETS" PROBABLY SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ALL THE KIDS AT THE AUDIENCE'S SIDE!
SHAME SHAME!

BRIGHT BLUE TIGHTS FOR THE GYMNAST BOYS?! WHAT A COLOUR!
POOR BOYS MUST BE CRYING... TSK!

OKAY, POINT BEING...???

POLE DANCERS... SOMETHING NEW... BUT ARE THE POLE REALLY STABLE?
AND BESIDES, WHO CAN SPOT THEM?!

KAMPONG RESIDENT VIDEO...
REDUNDANT!!!

PROBABLY THE DUMBEST PART OF THE SHOW...
WHAT'S THE LINK?! -.-

AND THE PIPA GUY IS SOOOO FAKE! BOO! =(

HAVING NO MORE GRANDSTAND IS BAD ENOUGH. BUDGET CUT FOR COSTUMES TOO?!
RAINCOATS FOR COSTUMES?! WELL, BE GLAD THEY AREN'T USING PONCHO YET. MAYBE NEXT YEAR THEY WILL? HMM.

THE -.-






WHAT A HUMBLE WAY TO SHOWCASE HOW EFFECIENT THE DEFENCE FORCE OF SINGAPORE CAN BE.
AT LEAST THE AUDIENCE WERE IMPRESSED. THEY WERE BUSY SNAPPING THE CAMERAS AWAY!
WELL, IMPRESSIVE, ONLY ON THE OUTSIDE...

MASS DISPLAY AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN & AGAIN...???!!!
PEOPLE GET BORED OF MASS DISPLAYS YA KNOW.
BUT NICE TRY WITH THE NYONYA OUTFITS THOUGH!

THE =)


OUR BELOVED RED LIONS!!!

WOO-HOO! TO OUR SPEED DEMONS ON THE TRACK!!! =)

THE COMMANDOS & THE NAVAL DIVERS MAKE THE PARADE LOOK AWESOME! ;)

SURPRISINGLY BEAUTIFUL! =)

THUMBS UP FOR SUHAIMI!!! =)

OUR SENIOR CITIZENS DOING THEIR THANG!
HANDS UP FOR THEM!!! XD

COOL SHIT!!! X)

MASS DISPLAY IS NICE... SOMETIMES... =)

THE IMPRESSIVE!!! X) X) X)


MY FAVOURITE ACT- I WILL SURVIVE!
ALL HAIL OUR QUEEN! =)

THE KIDS ARE SO ADORABLE!
ESPECIALLY MR PRESIDENT-TO-BE!!! ;D

HEARTWARMING!!! =)

THE FINALE!
(ESP VERNETTA LOPEZ'S STAR COS I WAS THE ONE THAT MADE IT RISE!)

OUR SING SING SINGAPORE SPIRITTT!!! X)
WHEEE!!! =)

AND WHAT YOU DIDN'T REALISE...


THEY PROBABLY CHANGED TO THE LATER DESIGN COS THE RED DOT LOOKS LIKE THE JAPAN FLAG!

(DURING NDP PREVIEW)

SOME COMMANDO DROPPED HIS RED BERET DOING THE "FIRE OF JOY". TSK...

THIS IS MY VIEW OF THE FIREWORKS. SAD! =(

NDP'S FINALLY OVERRR!!! WHEE!!! =)

FOR MORE PICTURES: (CLICK ON LINKS)
NDP 2009 BEHIND THE SCENES
COMBINED REHEARSAL 3
NE SHOW 1
NE SHOW 3
NDP 2009 PREVIEW
NDP 2009

FEVER OF 40.5 DEG C.
LUCKY I'M HINI NEGATIVE! ;D
(SO YOU'RE STILL ALONE MS PIGGY, THE HINI BITCH)

THE NURSE SAID THIS IN MANDARIN TO ANOTHER PATIENT @ A&E:
DO YOU WANT TO DRINK BISCUIT OR EAT MILO?
LOL!!! XD

AND 5 BLOODY INJECTIONS BEFORE HE COULD FIND MY FUCKING VEIN TO DRAW BLOOD!
FUCKING LOUSY DOCTOR!!!
MY CAMP MEDICS CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU! =/

REST TIME FOR REDDIE! X)
I'LL BE BACK WITH THE NDP PICS, HOPEFULLY ;)
TARA WORLD!

NDP 2009: COME TOGETHER

JUST SOUNDS SUGGESTIVE THIS YEAR...
YOU KNOW... CUM COME TOGETHER???!!!

HAPPY 44TH MY MOTHER LAND! X)

ONE MORE RUN & TARA TO THE DREADED!

LET'S ALL CUM TOGETHER FOR THE FINAL TIME!!! ;D

PASTEL PERFECT
THE SAIL @ MARINA BAY




HAPPY 21ST MY DEAREST NETTE!!! X)

POSER BOY

BABY BOY'S TURN NEXT YEAR! =)

NDP PREVIEW... NICE! =)
ONE MORE WEEK OF NDP TO GO! THANK GOD! WHEEE!!! XD
AND I LAZED MY SUNDAY AWAY... RESTLESS BITCH!

SENTOSA BEACHING 37: ORANGED
03 AUG 2009
TANJONG BEACH (ALBUM)

BACKKK AFTER A LONG HIATUS OF 4 MONTHS! X)

BACK TO THE GOOD O MAT DAYS...






NO MORE KM8 =( HOPE THE NEW BEACH BAR @ TANJONG COMES UP FAST! =)

AND SO MANY PEOPLE WERE IN ORANGE TODAY, INCLUDING N! HA! =)
ORANGE TRUNKS, ORANGE BIKINI, ORANGE TEES, ORANGE SHORTS...
TSK.

UNDERWEAR MANIA

CHEENA AH TIONGS IN UNDIES @ THE BEACH. TSK.
AT LEAST HAVE SOME DECENCY TO GET TRUNKS? =)

SUN SAND BEACH

N + RED + MOGU = HAPPY KIDDIES! =)

YOU BETTER GO & GET YOUR ARMOUR